A house with two bathrooms
Screw international travel, a new car and whatever else I used to think* the purpose of affluence was, the new unattainable dream is a house with a seperate bathroom for throwing up and for regular use. Preferably next to each other.
*brain too mush to remember what I used to dream about, but it wasn't that horseshit. It sounds okay, though.
From the comments
James Petrosky: This might not work because that's twice the bathrooms to clean, but I'd like to try.
I'd also like Thomasin not to be in the room when I throw up, because I usually can't close the door in time, but cat logic demands she join me.