Hindsight Pizza
I made a pizza and Thomasin sat on me and now my pizza is cold and still largely uneaten. Cat law can be cruel
From the comments
James Petrosky: It doesn't make sense, it was Hawaiian, and lots of people may not like it, but it's her favourite. Normally the play would be to jump on me and steal a whole slice from the plate
James Petrosky: I can't even call her a criminal, she's being a law abiding citizen