Pre-chemo restart blood work
There's no memento mori quite like walking into a cancer centre at 0800 on a Monday
From the comments
James Petrosky: At least I'm the youngest one here by a decade or two. All you alls are allowed to be saddened by that on my behalf, but it's so much easier for me
Don't worry about me, death causes me a lot less mental anguish than the fact that I need to do a urine test in half an hour but really, really need to pee now