Introducing Nessie
"Do you want a gift receipt"
"No I am an adult and me and my new friend Nessie are going home to watch monster movies together"
From the comments
James Petrosky: Things you wish you said after the situation is over.
James Petrosky: We are going to take T3s and watch monster movies, though. Obviously Chip and Thomasin will be there, too.
James Petrosky: I wasn't sure this was the right one in the store, but turning around and seeing her smiling face tells me it was.
James Petrosky: My deal with myself is that every major cancer milestone I get to add something silly and cute to my plush collection. Today it was almost a giant Bulbasaur, but Nessie was a lot softer